A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ' Pick me up. '
He looked around and couldn ' t see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. '
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, ' Are you talking to me? '
The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you. '
Pick me up then, kiss me and I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. !
I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride! '
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog said, ' What, are you nuts? Didn ' t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '
人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種 智慧 。