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 之前我在巨匠上課,現在我在7-11上班,我的專業來自御便當。                                                   
                                                                                                            
 樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白癡。                                                                               
                                                                                                            
 君子報仇,三年不晚。小人報仇,一天到晚。                                                                   
                                                                                                            
 醫生叫我行光合作用別熬夜 。                                                                                
                                                                                                            
 帥有個屁用!到頭來還不是被卒吃掉!                                                                         
                                                                                                            
 騎白馬的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧;                                                                         
 帶翅膀的不一定 是天使,也可能是「鳥人」。                                                                  
                                                                                                            
 就算是Believe中間還是有個lie 。                                                                            
                                                                                                            
 就算是 Friend 最後還是會有個 end                                                                           
                                                                                                            
 就算是 Fuck 起初也要有 Fu。                                                                                
                                                                                                            
 就算是 Lover 最後還是會 over。                                                                             
                                                                                                            
 就算是 forget 也要先get才行。                                                                              
                                                                                                            
 就算是個 puma 最後還是會變ma。                                                                             
                                                                                                            
 就算有個 wife 心裡也要假設if。                                                                             
                                                                                                            
 壓力始終來自於新台幣!                                                                                     
                                                                                                            
 不是隨便一個地球人就可以學會火星話的 。                                                                    
                                                                                                            
 樹不要皮,必死無疑。人不要臉,天下無敵。                                                                   
                                                                                                            
 『在塞納河畔哭泣』『在濁水溪旁哭夭』這兩者揪~~~~竟有什麼不同呢?                                           
                                                                                                            
 人生,不過比當歸長一點。                                                                                   
                                                                                                            
 懷才就像懷孕,時間久了才能讓人看出來。                                                                     
                                                                                                            
 上帝給了我們七情六慾,我們卻把它們變成了色情和暴力。                                                       
                                                                                                            
 最浪漫的三個字不是「我愛你」,而是「在一起」。                                                             
                                                                                                            
 男友在愚人節說了十次我愛你。                                                                               
                                                                                                            
 客戶是神,因為客戶不是人。                                                                                 
                                                                                                            
 前程四緊就是:手頭緊、眉頭緊、衣服緊、時間緊。                                                             
                                                                                                            
 青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的,用著用著就不夠了。                                                             
                                                                                                            
 女人的愛是用說的,男人的愛是用做的。                                                                       
                                                                                                            
 世上沒有任何的成功,能夠彌補家庭的失敗。                                                                   
                                                                                                            
 幸福 離我們很近,但,我們都忘了靠近。                                                                      
                                                                                                            
 天底下沒有所謂複雜的事情,是人的思維和感情把它複雜化了。                                                   
                                                                                                            
 人們在男/女朋友身上種草莓的行為…就像是小狗在電線杆尿尿佔地盤!                                             
                                                                                                            
 時間就像乳溝,擠一擠就有。機會就像老二,握住就會變大。                                                     
                                                                                                            
 能者多勞,疲勞的勞!                                                                                       
                                                                                                            
 有教無類→  有交錢,就不分類!!!                                                                             
                                                                                                            
 問君能有幾副肝,恰似一串鞭炮爆不完。                                                                       
                                                                                                            
 硬碟的容量決定男人的力量。                                                                                 
                                                                                                            
 男人過了五十歲只剩下一張嘴,過了六十歲就只有兩個地方會變硬……後頸部的筋脈和不會喊痛的肝。                   
                                                                                                            
 老王說:「通常蒙上臉的人,都特別厲害。」你是說扁輻俠?蜘蛛人?還是Waterman...??                              
                                                                                                            
 福利不是問題,問題是沒福利。錢不是問題,問題是沒錢。                                                       
                                                                                                            
 今日事今日畢,過了今日就不必。                                                                             
                                                                                                            
 皮夾裡的發票永遠比鈔票多。                                                                                 
                                                                                                            
 既然上了賊船,就要做個成功的海盜。                                                                          
                                                                                                             
 我不是隨便的人,但我隨便起來不是人。 

 

 

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